People flee and scurry they've gotta get away. No one knows what's giving chases all they know is they must evade. Head for the hills some just duck and cover. Others decide to face their fates in the arms of their lover. All hell has broken loose, minds are completely lost everyone everywhere feels that the state of the world has been tossed. Ocean to ocean sea to sea, everyone is losing their mind..... Well everyone else but me. Don't know what it is, I just stay cool calm and collected. My instinct to flee has been incredibly neglected. Problem is I should get out at times, but my mind doesn't know that a quick exit would be the best course of action to go. So what to do with a person who refuses to get rattled even when they should.
- a look inside the mind of D -
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Friday, January 7, 2011
Friendly Faces
Smiling faces are what they are meant to be. Things presented to disguise the truth. Yes we would all love to believe that the smiles are signals of our humor doing it's job or our personalities shining through. Sadly this isn't always the truth, for you see this world is riddled with fake ass people. To the left to the right false personalities surround us. How can we alleviate the world of this problem? Simply really, we must all vow to true people 24/7. Think you can handle it?
- a look inside the mind of D -
- a look inside the mind of D -
Whatever works
Time is money, so why should making good money take RIDICULOUS time? I mean whats so wrong earning a "quick" buck? After all you spend it fast might as well earn it fast too. Now we all know money is the route of all evil, but do you know what the root of all misery is? That's right, not having enough MONEY no matter how evil it maybe.
- a look inside the mind of D -
- a look inside the mind of D -
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Shit my wife comes up with
OK I definitely love my wife as she is a huge inspiration to my creative side. You see at several points in my day my loving wife comes up with random words, phrases & stories just off the top of her head that springs forward a full blown play between her and I which ends with laughter and hugs. This has been a common occurrence since the beginning and I feel it's high time I document some of it. Here is some of her latest
A man went to go touch his wife. She said "Don't touch me!". He asked why. She said because it's against my religion. He asked "What in the hell is your religion?". She turned to him and said "Sadomasochism". He looked at her for a second confusion all over his. Then he reared back and punched her in the face..... She was PLEASED!
Here is a word we came up with many years ago during the Vegas years:
stabbitable
- when somone upsets you so much you can see stabbing & biting them at the same time
Often she comes up with things that simply can't be explained. What man reading this can say while laying in the bed with their wife/girlfriend/fiancee they have had her turn to him and say with a laugh, "Babe I could so REVERSE DONKEYPUNCH you" . Now anyone who knows what a donkeypunch is should be confused, as I was upon hearing the idea of it being reversed. Simply put instead of punching the person from behind to the back of the head, you instead decide to hit them square in the butt hole. That's right knuckles straight to the anus. Frightening I know, now imagine this idea being explained to you with laughter. This idea has become a proud moment for her, and a reason for me to sleep with one eye open. Of course I'm kidding I don't fear the reverse donkey I mean who wants to go into someone's butt with knuckles. We both laugh because we know one day a new aged Jenna Jameson or Katie Morgan wanna be will be doing it in the next vivid release haha.
So as you can tell I'm a happy and lucky man and thanks to my wife I will NEVER run out of material.
A man went to go touch his wife. She said "Don't touch me!". He asked why. She said because it's against my religion. He asked "What in the hell is your religion?". She turned to him and said "Sadomasochism". He looked at her for a second confusion all over his. Then he reared back and punched her in the face..... She was PLEASED!
Here is a word we came up with many years ago during the Vegas years:
stabbitable
- when somone upsets you so much you can see stabbing & biting them at the same time
Often she comes up with things that simply can't be explained. What man reading this can say while laying in the bed with their wife/girlfriend/fiancee they have had her turn to him and say with a laugh, "Babe I could so REVERSE DONKEYPUNCH you" . Now anyone who knows what a donkeypunch is should be confused, as I was upon hearing the idea of it being reversed. Simply put instead of punching the person from behind to the back of the head, you instead decide to hit them square in the butt hole. That's right knuckles straight to the anus. Frightening I know, now imagine this idea being explained to you with laughter. This idea has become a proud moment for her, and a reason for me to sleep with one eye open. Of course I'm kidding I don't fear the reverse donkey I mean who wants to go into someone's butt with knuckles. We both laugh because we know one day a new aged Jenna Jameson or Katie Morgan wanna be will be doing it in the next vivid release haha.
So as you can tell I'm a happy and lucky man and thanks to my wife I will NEVER run out of material.
- a look inside our LOVE -
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
What to wear what to wear
Visualization is Key
**** The plan is in full swing. Going to end my 20s with a full on SoCal bang. Go to work on my birthday (yes, people at my job actually DO go to work on their Birthdays) then head down to LA for a good old scouting adventure. Capped off with a brand spanking new tattoo (my 1st for those counting). I figure what better way to enter full blown grown folks land then with a Tattoo to symbolize me still fighting nightly to hang onto my youth. ****This is going to be an awesome birthday weekend. Why not go big? Had an awesome final Xmas of my twenties so it only natural that I should follow it up with an amazing 1st birthday of my thirties. So this is a notice to all SoCal bound friends as well as all SoCal residing buddies. D is coming to LA and me and the wifey are going to rip shit up to celebrate another year of life. Don't forget people, I'm coming and FUN is coming with ME!
February 13-16
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
$£¥€$£¥€$
MONEY RULES THE WORLD.....MO' MONEY MO' PROBLEMS....CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME (C.R.E.A.M.)......
The time has come for straight cash money... Everyday is about earning and saving from here on out. No needless spending no flashing of the dough. No, building up the bank account until it damn near explodes is the only plan. Some may see it as shallow others may see it as meaningless; yes I know "Material things aren't important" and "Money doesn't bring happiness". Now to those people I say give me your money and let me decide how happy it's made me.
Now how to make the money is the ultimate question. Honestly, there is no shame in honest hard work, I'll do whatever it takes to make an honest buck (honest is the only way to go. No drugs, No hoes, No hits, No counterfeiting, No racketeering, No illegalities of any nature). So it's time to see what 2nd 3rd or 4th gig I can get to max out my earning potential. Ok let's be honest I'm never going to work more then 2 jobs and one would have to be a weekend only situation. Also I refuse to do the food service industry ever again.... Ok a few exceptions will apply what they are I don't know; I guess I know them when I see them. I'm ready to provide for myself and my family. We have expensive tastes and rather then change them I'd rather just fulfill them.
The time has come for straight cash money... Everyday is about earning and saving from here on out. No needless spending no flashing of the dough. No, building up the bank account until it damn near explodes is the only plan. Some may see it as shallow others may see it as meaningless; yes I know "Material things aren't important" and "Money doesn't bring happiness". Now to those people I say give me your money and let me decide how happy it's made me.
Now how to make the money is the ultimate question. Honestly, there is no shame in honest hard work, I'll do whatever it takes to make an honest buck (honest is the only way to go. No drugs, No hoes, No hits, No counterfeiting, No racketeering, No illegalities of any nature). So it's time to see what 2nd 3rd or 4th gig I can get to max out my earning potential. Ok let's be honest I'm never going to work more then 2 jobs and one would have to be a weekend only situation. Also I refuse to do the food service industry ever again.... Ok a few exceptions will apply what they are I don't know; I guess I know them when I see them. I'm ready to provide for myself and my family. We have expensive tastes and rather then change them I'd rather just fulfill them.
Sunday, January 2, 2011
What's the hold up
painful attempts at self expression are indeed just that.... Painful ya know like I just said. What makes it most difficult is when people really don't get where I'm coming from. I know I can lose the masses in my inane chatter. Yet still I chatter on. Why you may ask? It's really quite simple, I am a voice in this world and I demand to be heard. I have decided to raise my voice high (of course by voice I mean writing as I'm not a man of many words) as to be heard by all who are willing to listen (or read as it were). So for anyone bothering to read thank you and keep up the good work, and to all those not reading. What's wrong with you, get on board the glorious ride that is my mind you punk ass bitches! Oh, did I insult you? Well who cares you aren't reading this anyway fucker haha!
- a look inside the mind of D -
Music
No matter who you are no matter what you do for a living music is a world uniting force. Music brings us together. Musical debates though can tear us apart. Music is an amazing tool, an instrument for change. Too bad the modern music era is a tragic example of the art form. Modern music is more about catchiness than substance. Good beats trumps good lyrics everyday. And I say this trend must stop.
- a look inside the mind of D -
- a look inside the mind of D -
Saturday, January 1, 2011
Conversations had by someone somewhere
Hey, we need to talk.
What's up?
Something major has just come up and I really want you in on it.
Ok, let it rip.
No I'm not ready yet.
Umm alright. So why bring it up if you weren't ready to discuss whatever it is you have to discuss?
Just wanted to get you prepared to talk at a later date.
Well that makes no real sense.
Hey, I just didn't want to spring this on you without warning.
Ok well now I've been warned, so what is it?
The timing is off now I'll tell you on Thursday.
Wait, but it's now Friday.
I know
So you are telling me I need to wait for a full week to hear this super amazing news?
Sorry that's just when I think the time will be right again.
Well tell you what. The next time you have the grand idea to pre warn me about whatever DON'T ok?
Geez was just trying to get you ready.
Well now I'm not only ready for whatever it is you are going to say I also have 6 days to get annoyed.
You see annoyance I see preparation
Well I'm not going to be any more prepared then I currently am
Well we will just have to wait and see.
You honestly aren't going to tell me for a week?
Yes I'm sorry you'll just have to wait
You know what just keep it to yourself.
Sorry can't do that
Fine well we will just wait and see if I'm receptive to whatever news you have to tell me.
I'm sure you will
Only time will tell
Yes it will!
John
Yes Deborah
I love you
That's nice
Is that all you have to say, that's nice?
Yup oh and can you pick up some chips for me the next time you go to Safeway?
Wait, you have nothing else to say to me. All you can come up with is a chip order?
Umm, can you also get my soda?
You know what John you are a bastard.
What did I do?
I tell you that I love you and all you can do is place an order like I'm a fucking waitress!
Oh you said I love you? You know how many women tell me I love you on a regular basis?
Umm if it's anyone besides your mama we have a problem.
Hey, I can't help they love my swagger.
You stupid ass punk. Who you been swaggin on?
Swaggin on? Really Deb you just making up shit now ain't you.
Look here punk ass bitch. When a good looking woman you have spent every night with for the last year says I love you don't ignore it.
I didn't ignore it ummm I kind if didn't notice. I mean you say a lot of shit you realize.
So how much of what I say do you honestly listen to?
Huh, wait what were you saying?
Ok fuck you don't call me asshole!
Oh ok babe. Don't forget the chips on your way from work tomorrow. Babe? Deb? What the hell you slam the door for? Man sometimes you are such a bitch you're lucky I love you.
- a look inside the mind of D -
What's up?
Something major has just come up and I really want you in on it.
Ok, let it rip.
No I'm not ready yet.
Umm alright. So why bring it up if you weren't ready to discuss whatever it is you have to discuss?
Just wanted to get you prepared to talk at a later date.
Well that makes no real sense.
Hey, I just didn't want to spring this on you without warning.
Ok well now I've been warned, so what is it?
The timing is off now I'll tell you on Thursday.
Wait, but it's now Friday.
I know
So you are telling me I need to wait for a full week to hear this super amazing news?
Sorry that's just when I think the time will be right again.
Well tell you what. The next time you have the grand idea to pre warn me about whatever DON'T ok?
Geez was just trying to get you ready.
Well now I'm not only ready for whatever it is you are going to say I also have 6 days to get annoyed.
You see annoyance I see preparation
Well I'm not going to be any more prepared then I currently am
Well we will just have to wait and see.
You honestly aren't going to tell me for a week?
Yes I'm sorry you'll just have to wait
You know what just keep it to yourself.
Sorry can't do that
Fine well we will just wait and see if I'm receptive to whatever news you have to tell me.
I'm sure you will
Only time will tell
Yes it will!
John
Yes Deborah
I love you
That's nice
Is that all you have to say, that's nice?
Yup oh and can you pick up some chips for me the next time you go to Safeway?
Wait, you have nothing else to say to me. All you can come up with is a chip order?
Umm, can you also get my soda?
You know what John you are a bastard.
What did I do?
I tell you that I love you and all you can do is place an order like I'm a fucking waitress!
Oh you said I love you? You know how many women tell me I love you on a regular basis?
Umm if it's anyone besides your mama we have a problem.
Hey, I can't help they love my swagger.
You stupid ass punk. Who you been swaggin on?
Swaggin on? Really Deb you just making up shit now ain't you.
Look here punk ass bitch. When a good looking woman you have spent every night with for the last year says I love you don't ignore it.
I didn't ignore it ummm I kind if didn't notice. I mean you say a lot of shit you realize.
So how much of what I say do you honestly listen to?
Huh, wait what were you saying?
Ok fuck you don't call me asshole!
Oh ok babe. Don't forget the chips on your way from work tomorrow. Babe? Deb? What the hell you slam the door for? Man sometimes you are such a bitch you're lucky I love you.
- a look inside the mind of D -
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