Saturday, December 20, 2008

Xmas time

Well My friends it's now Christmas time. We are T-minus 4 days and 6 hours away from one of the most hallowed holidays in our country. It is a time for cheer laughter happiness and joy. Snow is falling all over the country and carolers are butchering joyous holiday tunes from coast to coast. Rich and Poor alike are flooding stores snatching up trinkets, gadgets, and do dads that will be returned come the new year. Yes my friends It is truly a magical time of year; or at least that's what the media would have you believe. TV shows Movies hell even the Radio work hard this time of year to convince you that with this new fallen snow and a few presents under the tree everything in your drab existence will improve. Well i say Ne in fact i say Bah humbug to them all. If you were having a shitty life up until Xmas what makes you think it'll improve do to the simple fact someone wasted there money to get you an I POD that u will no doubt break due to your continued streak of bad luck. No if '08 has been a horrible wretched time for you its safe to say '09 may just be the same. But lets all sit and pretend that these final weeks of the year will erase all your bad memories of things which transpired before.
Not that I don't believe in Xmas don't get me wrong. I truly do believe this time of year seems to bring out the best in some people, not all mind you. Hell if I didn't like this winter fun land time I wouldn't have scheduled to wed my beloved Nicole on Xmas Eve. That is going to make for one fun holiday. Hi everybody I'm a NEWLYWED. All I'm saying is I'm tired of being force fed some happy go lucky bullshit on how we are all suppose to picture our lives. Its a wonderful life my ass. I can name a few people that there is no doubt the world would be a better place if they had never graced us with their presence. Another fun thing that comes with this holiday is, well i don't know if you noticed, for every fun happy go lucky story of the holiday there is an awful lot of fucked up shitty stuff to go along with it. Murders, suicides, kidnappings, and worst of all POOR SPORTSMANSHIP. OK obviously I don't feel the troubles going on in sports trumps the rest just making sure i still had your attention.
As far as sports go there are some real interesting goings on that I have finally been able to pay attention to do to my lack of employment. College footballs lack of black coaches (yes people racism still exists in this world DUH that will be a whole new rant for another day), Arena football shutting down for a year (now i know many of you don't care, but frankly they had to be doing something right I mean it'd been around since '87 I had no idea personally but well now it very well could be gone for good), BOWL games are underway (Wish all these anti BCS people would just stop bitching and come up with a viable solution that can quickly and easily be put into effect until that day comes stop complaining ), college hoops and pro hoops are underway ( is there any question we won't have a repeat of last years NBA championships I mean yes it Way early but i don't see anyone stopping the Celtics from meeting the Lakers and whooping them again in the finals)
Well this has just been a brief run down on how I've seen things over the course of the last couple of weeks. How goes things with you peoples?

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Shocked and Amazed

Thought I'd be sitting here bored out of my mind wishing, begging, and/or pleading to return to work. Scratch and claw my way back into my old position, but as i sit here staring at yet another screen away from the office i feel a renewed sense of happiness. No more backstabbing bitter bitches talking shit on everyone while smiling in your face like they aren't doing it to you. Who knew office work could be such a cut throat industry. We don't work for commision, no one has a better chance of going permanent then anyone else, there is honestly nothing to gain from being two faced and deceitful and yet they do it constantly. Frankly looking back on it I find it a bit amusing. So many fake people in a room waiting for the big bossman to throw a bone of a lower pay permanent position. Sad really, but thats how government works i suppose. All I know as i sit here waiting on the next opportunity for life to disappoint me i have no regrets. I like my life no i'm not in LOVE with all thats going on, but I know and truly believe it could be a whole lot worse.
In the end the job did rekindle my passion to write about the world around me and the funny things people do. Also made me realize why so many people hate on the government they make themselves an easy target. So for now I will continue to look for a better opportunity to make myself known to this world. D is coming and all shall bow before me. Umm a bit much right? Well I'm still coming and well you don't have to bow but you can at least kneel all I know is its blinding looking directly into my awesome glory.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Final days of disco aka end of dumbshit in my life

Well this is it people its finally happened I shant be returning to thy beloved R.O.V. Yes i know this comes as a shock, but it really shouldn't be much of one after all the job is temporary and technically it should be called SEASONAL and we have come to the close of a glorious election season. I look forward to being away from this place in all honesty. I have met some intriguing people that will more or less be somewhat memorable characters in this play that we call D's Life, but in the end its definitely time that I move on from this all to annoying phase in my life into the next hopefully more productive and far more eventful one. I take with me the memories of some crazy; good; bad; stupid; laughable; gruesome; annoying; and/or boring times. I also take with me some numbers and emails of people i feel are worth still hearing from. For the most part I have enjoyed myself here, but Ive also been frustrated to the highest point of Frustration on more then one occasion here. Still i will always remember my time in this office.
As for the future that is still unclear to me. All i know is next week i wont have to think about this place anymore and with this knowledge i feel as though a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. I do need work don't get me wrong i will miss the paycheck, but work has always been a part of my life and I can do many different things to find a new place of employ. So all in all i feel I'm coming out on top of where i had been. Cheers to a new and brighter future and hooray for tommorow
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Just wanted to go out on a random note