After that day no more idiots will be able to register to vote. I'm so happy registration closes finally. We've given these people like FOREVER to register for this huge upcoming election, but they still don't get it. Registration offices around the state of California are getting ready for the rush of every lame idiot who "forgot" or just plain did not care enough to get their registration form in on time. And of course the huge rush of people who make me wonder why you don't need a license to breed...."I didn't know you have to be registered in order to vote"
Really these people honestly think you can just show up to some random polling place on election day and let your voice be heard with no paperwork or anything to back up who the hell they are and where they hell they are from. I love our country we have such a delightful mix of intelligent, semi-intelligent and down right STUPID people, but as i see that last group keeps growing in numbers. As much as it was a stupid movie I can see the future becoming the world shown in Mike Judges movie "IDIOCRACY" honesty we are almost there.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Time to get Political
Got my ballot today and a few thoughts rushed to my head. Why are we spending so much time focusing on a presidential race like it is somehow any different then any race we have ever had in the past? What's so special about these guys. Honestly just think about it for a minute. He's Black and I'm black so that's suppose to make him a better choice for me? Or This guy is old and I'm old so that means he will somehow relate with me? Hey she's a woman and I to have a vagina therefore she has to be my choice for a VP? I just don't get it. When you all receive your ballots you may be pleasantly surprised to see alot of those same thoughts are spread through all the little parties as well.
American Independent Party
Alan Keys
Wiley S Drake SR vp
Peace and Freedom party
Ralph Nader (yes his ass is running again... are you really suprised?)
Matt Gonzalez vp (hey he'd be the first LATINO in office)
Liberitarian
Bob Barr
Wayne Root vp
Green Party
Cynthia McKinney (that's right you can still have a FEMALE PREZ)
Rosa Clemente vp(... and lets not forget her handy LATINA running mate)
Look people you don't have to stick with the status quo. I am so sick of this two party system we are forever stuck in. Its just straight bullshit that in a great country like the USA we find a way to limit our options on who will lead us in the future. I'm already sick of all this OBAMA v MCCAIN shit. Its old. Both are just your average POLITICIANS. McCain is an ex vet who will always look out for vets. What about us NON Vets what about us thinkers who thought better then to join the armed forces. He's an old timer and he I'm sure sees us as cowards and pussies. Frankly I hate having grown men treat me like I'm a child in order to MOLD me into what ever mindless shell they need to fight THEIR wars. Heaven forbid I choose a different path then that.
Oh and dont get me started on the "ROCK STAR" Barack Husein Obama. This guy is so much talk its amazing no one is seeing through any of it. I want change as much as the next guy, but what has this man done which has you so convinced he can make all these changes he's promised. Now i never expected him to pick Hillary as a running mate; anyone who thought that was about to happen after the war they had for all those months must haved been smoking some good shit i tell ya. But I must say a man who speaks so much for change choosing a no question about it WASHINGTON INSIDER like Joe Biden doesn't make a lot of sense. Biden is clearly what is called a CAREER congressman. He's been on capital hill so long if you cut him in half you would see RINGS like a Redwood tree, but each ring doesn't symbolize a year no it symbolizes a dirty deed. No offense but to stay in Washington as long as that man has You've had to have been party to plenty of shady shit. Well anyway why keep someone like that on a ticket of change. I mean if BIDEN was to be an instrument of change don't you think he would have CHANGED a ton of shitty policy over the course of 35 years. Are you freakin kidding me.
So yes I may be a little jaded with the system, but frankly i have been ever since I've learned those most precious words in our outdated broke ass voting system: ELECTORAL COLLEGE.
I mean if there was ever something that needed to be done away with. Fuck all the ignorant sports talk about the BCS and how it fucks things up or the Strength of Schedule rating that helps decides bubble teams fates in College Basketball. Come on. I live in CALIFORNIA therefore 9 times out of 10 a democrat will win my state no matter how I feel about them. No matter how many votes are cast by all the Californians combined it only breaks down into 55 votes/points/pollsters/ whatever the fuck its stupid. Now back in the day it might have made sense hand counting each vote sooo hard. Guess what i work in a registar's office. CPUs do the counting. In moments an entire county can be accounted for with little margin of error. Now with this kind of logic it wouldn't take long for each vote to count for each state. My word within hours by 1 or 2 am an entire election can be tabulated counting every single vote. Now explain to me why the electoral college needs to make the final decision? I just dont get it. Politics are a funny funny business. Thank god I've never wanted to be a leader. I'm happy to sit back bitch about it for a few hours and go on about my day.
GO AMERICA
Friday, October 3, 2008
not that anyone read
but I deleted the other blog i had started. Felt like it was nothing more then me bitching about a life that really isn't that BITCH worthy. Life has been good to me yeah there have been some ups and downs but shit doesn't everyone have those? Oh well time to focus on the good. And my friends right now things are going pretty damn good
Thursday, October 2, 2008
More Sports More Fun
Oh how i love the world of SPORT. And October is one hell of a month when it comes to American Sport. You get to the heart of the football battle where you start weighing out the GOOD from the crap and by the close of the month you start to get an idea of who can be playoff bound and who should already call it a season. Then there is the fun of OCTOBER BASEBALL. Whether or not you are a rabid baseball fan or just couldn't give a damn OCTOBER is the month that matters. I personally have no teams involved seeing as I'm from the SF Bay Area and none of our sports teams can get it together. But anyway thats not all thats on tap Lets not forget a sport that I feel doesn't get the attention it deserves. HOCKEY season begins oh and of course there is always the beginning of the Basketball season. Yes my friends October is a month of sports joy, oh and it ends with Candy and costumed craziness. Oh how I love me some OCTOBER.
GO EAGLES
GO RAIDERS
GO SHARKS
GO PENGUINS
GO WARRIORS
GO SIXERS
GO ANGELS
GO CUBS
Not really caring about any team after the eagles but figure i should find people to root for in each division of each sport. Oh and of course there is always COLLEGE BALL
GO CAL (football and basketball)
GO DUKE (Basketball NEVER football though they have already won 3 games this year which triples there total wins over the past what DECADE hahahaha)
GO LADY VOLS (best basketball coach around.... male female it doesnt matter her ass rocks)
OK well I'm all sported out and it's time for me to work. So yeah I LOVE OCTOBER
GO EAGLES
GO RAIDERS
GO SHARKS
GO PENGUINS
GO WARRIORS
GO SIXERS
GO ANGELS
GO CUBS
Not really caring about any team after the eagles but figure i should find people to root for in each division of each sport. Oh and of course there is always COLLEGE BALL
GO CAL (football and basketball)
GO DUKE (Basketball NEVER football though they have already won 3 games this year which triples there total wins over the past what DECADE hahahaha)
GO LADY VOLS (best basketball coach around.... male female it doesnt matter her ass rocks)
OK well I'm all sported out and it's time for me to work. So yeah I LOVE OCTOBER
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
pretty proud of this one
crazy livejournal entry I wrote 100% on my beloved CENTRO while in an indescribable mood
I LOVE TO WRITE
I just have so much fun when i sit down in front of a CPU or on my Palm and i just start rattling off ideas and things just from off the top of my head. Its a great existence to think and be able to imagine a whole new life for oneself. I thoroughly enjoy the concept of thought. I'm all about the joke "I used to think the MIND is the most complex and interesting part of the human anatomy. Then i thought HEY LOOK WHO"S TELLING ME THAT" I don't know what it is. I guess i just like having something more then just instincts driving me. Its not that I think I'm better then the animals on this planet. I just umm wait no that's exactly it... I LAUGH IN YOUR FACE MONGOOSE I am better then you and your ferret brothers. *OUCH* the fucking thing bit me.
Oh well its good to be HUMAN. You know all the emotions and adventures. Killer highs and the lowest of lows, but we are the only ones who can truly say we EXPERIENCE LIFE. To bad when we are all dead and gone the freaking cockroaches will take over. Damn creepy bastards
I LOVE TO WRITE
I just have so much fun when i sit down in front of a CPU or on my Palm and i just start rattling off ideas and things just from off the top of my head. Its a great existence to think and be able to imagine a whole new life for oneself. I thoroughly enjoy the concept of thought. I'm all about the joke "I used to think the MIND is the most complex and interesting part of the human anatomy. Then i thought HEY LOOK WHO"S TELLING ME THAT" I don't know what it is. I guess i just like having something more then just instincts driving me. Its not that I think I'm better then the animals on this planet. I just umm wait no that's exactly it... I LAUGH IN YOUR FACE MONGOOSE I am better then you and your ferret brothers. *OUCH* the fucking thing bit me.
Oh well its good to be HUMAN. You know all the emotions and adventures. Killer highs and the lowest of lows, but we are the only ones who can truly say we EXPERIENCE LIFE. To bad when we are all dead and gone the freaking cockroaches will take over. Damn creepy bastards
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Gotta love paydays
Isn't it absolutely GREAT to earn money. I mean no really isn't it just fantastic to come to a random friday just like any other friday and know that it is actually SPECIAL. No my friends this is no ordinary friday. Its PAYDAY friday. The best fridays on the planet. No other days will ever have the POWER of payday fridays. I mean yeah there are 2 for 1 tuesdays and Tequila Wednesdays or even Stay home from Work and Get hammered and Laid Mondays, but still nothing compares to PAYDAY FRIDAY.
Yes its a good life when you reach payday friday. Especially when there are FUN plans with payday money being made. I'm not talking pay the bills or take care of chores responsibility type plans. I mean blow a wad on something not completely needed simply because you can type of plans. But enough about me.... what are your weekend plans my faithful readers? (not that there is particularly a lot of you, but its still early on in this blog and one day my thoughts will make there way to the masses and then all you people here now will be able to say "I KNEW HIM BEFORE HE WENT MAINSTREAM.... THE NO GOOD SELL OUT.) That's right I know you'll all turn your back on me. Just like the punks from Gilman St did to Green Day.... Fucking whiners. Oh Oh they were OUR band now they went off and gave their music to the world. HOW DARE THEY MAKE MONEY AND MAKE A LIVING. We will hate them forever now cuz thats what makes us cool. I never understand people who pull that crap. If someone you love find a way to make a living expressing themselves to a wider audience why should that take your love away from them? I mean is that a legit question or what?
Monday, September 15, 2008
little bit of craziness from my livejournal
proud of this one... the craziest shit happens when I start mobile blogging
JUST ANOTHER RANT.... NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
JUST ANOTHER RANT.... NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Thursday slow ass Thursday
This is the slowest THURSDAY in the recorded history of Thursdays. I'm basically waiting here counting down the minutes until the freaking weekend starts. Not knocking anyone around me everyone is cool but I'm just having such a blah day. Shit frankly i just need it to be Sunday again so i can be excited for the great tradition known as FOOTBALL WEEK 2.
Week 1 is fine a good, but the problem with the first game of the season it lends to a lot of boat jumping and band wagon hopping. Week 1 doesn't necessarily show how the season will go for your team. Hey I'm a die hard Eagle fan through and through, but every game isn't going to be like week 1. The Rams are easily one of the worst teams in football.... I don't see Donovan racking up 300+ yards and multiple touch down passes vs some of the better Ds in the league. Also yes Bret and the Jets won, but it took a last second interception to assure that win against the lowly Miami Dolphins who frankly didn't exactly play a good game. The Pack beat a vikings team whose QB didn't start connecting with his receivers until the 4th freakin Quarter. I mean the fucking BEARS embarrassed the COLTS, but you have to believe Peyton's lack of action in the preseason could have played a part. So i say its all about this second week to really see how things will go. Well at least get a better idea.... woo hoo FOOTBALL
Week 1 is fine a good, but the problem with the first game of the season it lends to a lot of boat jumping and band wagon hopping. Week 1 doesn't necessarily show how the season will go for your team. Hey I'm a die hard Eagle fan through and through, but every game isn't going to be like week 1. The Rams are easily one of the worst teams in football.... I don't see Donovan racking up 300+ yards and multiple touch down passes vs some of the better Ds in the league. Also yes Bret and the Jets won, but it took a last second interception to assure that win against the lowly Miami Dolphins who frankly didn't exactly play a good game. The Pack beat a vikings team whose QB didn't start connecting with his receivers until the 4th freakin Quarter. I mean the fucking BEARS embarrassed the COLTS, but you have to believe Peyton's lack of action in the preseason could have played a part. So i say its all about this second week to really see how things will go. Well at least get a better idea.... woo hoo FOOTBALL
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
childhood & adulthood
Sometimes i just wonder why things happen the way they do. Why life is soo much easier when you are a child, but it never feels that way until you are too old to take advantage of what you had. I mean that old saying youth is wasted on the young is so true in so many different ways, but its also so annoying. I really don't want some old fart telling me how my life has been a waste. Frankly if i feel fulfilled, then how is it a waste.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME.... you elderly bastard.
Then again I'm at the age where i can look at a 16 year old who's all depressed and moping and the only thing i can say to them is
STOP YOUR BITCHING.......Emo brat
so i guess it all just moves in circles of annoyance. The older you get the more young people bug the hell out of you. Not so much cuz they are doing wrong frankly. Maybe just because you are slightly closer to your demise then them.
Then again I mean have you seen a teenager drive? I think they are much more close to death then I am. If its not that its the "STDs" these youngins keep racking up. Oh well I'm actually happy at the age I am at just wish i was better off in my life then I am right now. If things were going as i planned I wouldn't really mind 27. I feel life is probably sweet until mid 30s thats when all the trouble start. You lose that drive and that feeling of I'm you and its fun thats when things ache and creak and pains shoot up out of nowhere. Music stops being good your favorite songs are now labeled "classics" and you just dont "GET" anyone younger then yourself
No sir I'm happy right where I am. Old enough to know better, but still young enough to be immature at times without it being a HUGE issue. If only age had a freeze frame button. I'd certainly wear that damn thing out.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME.... you elderly bastard.
Then again I'm at the age where i can look at a 16 year old who's all depressed and moping and the only thing i can say to them is
STOP YOUR BITCHING.......Emo brat
so i guess it all just moves in circles of annoyance. The older you get the more young people bug the hell out of you. Not so much cuz they are doing wrong frankly. Maybe just because you are slightly closer to your demise then them.
Then again I mean have you seen a teenager drive? I think they are much more close to death then I am. If its not that its the "STDs" these youngins keep racking up. Oh well I'm actually happy at the age I am at just wish i was better off in my life then I am right now. If things were going as i planned I wouldn't really mind 27. I feel life is probably sweet until mid 30s thats when all the trouble start. You lose that drive and that feeling of I'm you and its fun thats when things ache and creak and pains shoot up out of nowhere. Music stops being good your favorite songs are now labeled "classics" and you just dont "GET" anyone younger then yourself
No sir I'm happy right where I am. Old enough to know better, but still young enough to be immature at times without it being a HUGE issue. If only age had a freeze frame button. I'd certainly wear that damn thing out.
Monday, September 1, 2008
More Fantasy Madness
Well drafted my Second fantasy team last night and there is NOO question this is a much better team then the fanball draft. Then again there is only 6 players in this other league, its not a TD only scoring league, but the draw back is its a rotisserie league and not Head to Head. Oh well my team still rocks though
QBs
Peyton Manning
Donovan McNabb
Brett Favre
RBs
Brian Westbrook
Ryan Grant
Darren McFadden
Jonathan Stewart
WRs
Marques Colston
Jerricho Cotchery
Santonio Holmes
Kevin Curtis
TE
Chris Cooley
K
Josh Scobee
DEF
Pittsburgh
Philadelphia
After its all said and done i think that was a pretty kick ass team. And after all that I have another friend inviting me to a league he might start over on ESPN the chances of me missing a minute of football this season is very very low. Too much invested NOT to watch.
QBs
Peyton Manning
Donovan McNabb
Brett Favre
RBs
Brian Westbrook
Ryan Grant
Darren McFadden
Jonathan Stewart
WRs
Marques Colston
Jerricho Cotchery
Santonio Holmes
Kevin Curtis
TE
Chris Cooley
K
Josh Scobee
DEF
Pittsburgh
Philadelphia
After its all said and done i think that was a pretty kick ass team. And after all that I have another friend inviting me to a league he might start over on ESPN the chances of me missing a minute of football this season is very very low. Too much invested NOT to watch.
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