Showing posts with label Twenties were crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twenties were crazy. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Not So Hidden Power

Let's talk about women for a change (inside joke for all, what, three of my loyal readers). Women are an amazing creation from the power on high. The world was formed man arrived and the picture was not quite complete. Man was running and jumping with the creatures of the land, and swimming and splashing with the fish in the sea. The creator looked upon this and said, "my favorite creation needs a counterpart so he can create more of himself". So he formed another more attractive a little wiser and far more sensitive version of man. Upon looking at this new being man said, "Father in the sky this is great and all, but I was enjoying my alone time. The creatures of the land never question me like she does and the fish of the seas listen to me with no question. This new WOman as you told me to call her seems to just tell me what I should be doing and frankly I'm tired of hearing her voice. Is there anything you can do for me oh lord? Upon hearing this the creator decided to make a few tweaks. Though woman was beautiful and wise he would make her always question her looks and never truly grasp her knowledge. Upon hearing his plans woman said "oh lord why am I being punished? It's not my fault that I was created second and thus an improvement on the original. Why must I change to make him happy?". The Creator simply smiled and let woman on a little secret. Without saying a word woman simply knew what the smile was about.
Though due to man's wishes she was losing the ultimate sense of self she knew she was gaining other bonuses. The creator had given her knowledge of other things that man would never understand. She would have a weeklong time every month where, though she would have to endure a most annoying fact of female nature, she could get all her underlying frustration out on man for all his works. It's the first of her newly appointed powers which would be simply spoken by uttering three frightening letters. The second power was so obvious it was amazing she hadn't thought of it before. It's as evident as the nose on the ant eaters face or fat on a hippos belly. With this new gift she would be able to mesmerize man to the point he would forever know not what he do. Flaunting these blessing will get her the better fruit, get her the nicer horse, and have her lavished in the shiniest stones the garden had to offer. Yes woman had discovered the greatest gift bestowed to her......BREASTS......


They come in man different shapes and sizes. They are the ultimate weapon to have been deployed in the battle of the sexes. Large or Small they are a straight attention grabber. Men and Boys alike are all mesmerized when in their presence. It doesn't matter who you are, you must appreciate all that they stand for. They are an essential part of the life giving duties of woman, but they can also be used for pure entertainment and of course for sexual satisfaction. They are great for all the senses. They FEEL great, they LOOK amazing, they TASTE yummy, and when the right fragrance is applied they can SMELL wonderful.


Yes they truly are a marvelous creation and though we all love them we know they are tools designed to calm and control us. They lure us in. We sad innocent men of desire. They make us nothing more then weak excuses of our true selves because we are cursed to be forever blinded by our desires no matter how hard we try and fight them. Oh how we try to fight, but who are we kidding they are simply too strong for us.


So why fight it. At this point let us tip our hats and admit defeat in hopes of receiving them as a pleasant treat. Women come Women go each time they take a piece of our souls. But in the end it's all been worth it as we are on the hunt for the pair that are perfect. Be them irregular Natural or Fake, they leave us all trembling in their wake. We want more time with each one we've met and they all know it, but that hasn't stopped us yet from trying to find another and another they are lovely gorgeous and sexy well all but our mothers. They are for more then our early life meals they are what helped us to understand true beauty is real.


So praise to the boobs the hooters the racks, the bongos the melons the dainty tit traps that fall into cuddle suckle and hold. Shit we'd love to visit them all if we could be so bold. This may sound wrong raunchy or indecent heck you may even think me to be some lonely prepubescent, but the truth of the matter is I'm accepting of the world's oldest truth... Life with no women would be NO life worth living and that is the gods honest truth.
- a look inside the mind of D -

Monday, March 28, 2011

So sorry

Love 'em and leave 'em that's how you play? It's good for the night but can never last in the light of day? The yearning stops the desires quenched so throw the used up body into your lost passions trench. The thrill's gone by the morning and it stays away until the night. Loving in the evening but all day you fight. Crimes of passion happen when desires go unfilled in the night. Best to quench the thirst of your lusts and desires for danger arises when you are unable to put out those fires. Just saying my very best advice, Bad Girls and Dirty Boys will most likely live the longest though not fulfilling lives!

- a look inside the mind of D -

Sunday, February 6, 2011

One Week to go

Today we celebrate the Superbowl. The epic clash between the best in the AFC vs the best in the NFC. We will crown a champion and praise them for their greatness at  the game of FOOTBALL. Yes that is what we shall do today, next week however we celebrate something even greater. Something much more magical.... my 30th year of life. Now to some that may seem like nothing but to me its a glorious event. It means i survived the insanity that was my 20s and now am preparing for a brand new adventure called 30 something.
In all honesty the 20s went by pretty quick, but not quick enough in some regards. There were plenty of 20 something foolishness I wish had gone by in a flash, unfortunately those times seemed to drag on and on. Certainly hope I can avoid some of the same pitfalls i faced during the 20s in my 30s. So today I greet the world that has shaped me over these last 29 years 358 days with a smile and say bring on the future I'm most definitely ready for it.

--A Look inside the Mind of D--

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Closing in



Looked up today & realized my twenties are drawing closer & closer to their end. 30 is right around the corner, and though I'm ready for the big 3 - 0 I am in no way trying to bring it on this fast. Oh well each day that passes draws me closer to the end of my youth & the start of my full grown ass state.

a look inside the mind of D

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Time for another installment of....



Things I did way back when aka what the fuck was I thinking....

Yes it's time for me to tell you a tale of you so demented it will make you appreciate the hum drum that is your existence. We all have a past some of us just had some more intriguing times then others. Here are just some of the dumb things I did in my 20s that age & wisdom will never allow me to repeat as I head into my 30s.

Befriended a girl in upstate new york via AIM. Now she had proven to be a lifelong friend, but I find it random we will most likely never be in each others presence physically.

Full bottle of tequila all to my self every party I attended.

Going to jail for not paying "the MAN" his money. Next time LasVegas PD will get their money in a timely fashion.

A chick named Wen- 3 years of my life I'll never get back. She was the down point of my 20s, but her sister is a good friend & soon to be awesome doctor oh and their mom was an awesome cook. I definitely got some good meals out of that relationship.

It may sound negative, but I will never blindly trust in people like I did for a majority of my 20s.

Work relationships...if my life has taught me 1 thing it's this "don't PLAY where you WORK!" Nothing but bad comes out of it.

These are just some of my life pre 30 hope to squeeze in some other memorable moments in the next 6 months

a look inside the mind of D