Thursday, March 29, 2012

Its Drawing near


 The smiles will be short lived. The time is approaching. We at this point are unsure of the cause or what will spread the virus/infection/doomsday disease, but we do know one thing; when the time comes each and everyone of us need to be prepared for battle. As much as we love the idea of teaming up to fight a common enemy this grim tomorrow will invoke the rule "SURVIVAL of the FITTEST". And no I'm not talking runner and health nuts will be best suited for the disaster. You can only run so long from impending doom in all honesty.  (@pavementrunner: Love you man but a steady 10k will only save you so long when the undead come to feast on that ass).  The day is approaching, the question is will you or any of us truly be ready. Been watching Doomsday Preppers and as far as I can tell these people are ready to kill, but sadly they don't have the sense to realize what they'd be killing for. So many guns and so much food stocked up for fear of the unknown. What people fail to realize a shot to the head of  angry undead is harder then it sounds when all the wild shit goes down. So as time approaches and a movie like horror befalls us no man woman or child is safe. No religion that involves us can save you from the horrors that are to come. I write this not to scare but simply prepare. Not like these psycho preppers ready to kill their cat if it threatens their food supply. No prepare your mind body and soul for what will be needed when the time comes. The infection will spread to all those around. Your dog will be a hound of hell, your Nana will bey at the moon like a Killer Clown (MCL all day everyday since '95 baby baby). Craziness has surrounded us since the beginning of time, you'd think we'd be used to it, but this is a new level of crazy. Movies glorify the insanity, but if its even a quarter as bad as even the dumbest gorefest society as a whole wouldn't know what to do. 

So keep smiling ladies
Keep your safety dreams alive
The end is approaching you quickly
When the first dead rises and the biting, tearing, gnashing of teeth begins you will read these words and fall in line my friends.
In order to survive we do whatever we can to stay fresh cheerful and alive.

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