Friday, March 18, 2011

Women, Ladies, Girls, Chicks, Gals

Absolutely great song in honor of silly women everywhere:



Girls - all I really want is girls
And in the morning it's girls
Cause in the evening it's girls
I like the way that they walk
And it's chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile
Back in the day
There was this girl around the way
She liked by home-piece M.C.A.
He said he would not give her play
I asked him, "Please?" - he said, "You may."
Her pants were tight and that's ok
If she would dance - I would D.J.
We took a walk down to the bay
I hope she'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the hay!"
I asked her out - she said, "No way!"
I should have probably guessed her gay
So I broke North with no delay
I heard she moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen her just the other day
Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay


Girls - to do the dishes
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom
Girls - that's all I really want is girls
Two at a time - I want girls
With new wave hairdos - I want girls
I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!
- Beastie Boys

Of course some girls are more dangerous then others:




Blow the dust off this record and put the needle down slow
Our veins are cold, but we'll never grow old
Let's have a toast and raise our drinks
No hearts on our sleeves, just eagles on our cuff links
It's such a rush to know you love me so much
We'll do whatever you want to
Girl, I'll make a movie star of you
You know that I could
If you let me be your Hollywood


We'll get high and hide
We are lovers to the glamorous
White girl so fine
Going up on the downtown line
We'll get high and hide
We are lovers to the glamorous
White girl so fine
Going up on the downtown line
Take your razor, break down my line
Put your nose to the speaker
Now breathe in
Clean up your nose and face the crowd
Then kiss your mirror 'cuz we're all stars now
Isn't it fun how music makes your lips numb
We'll do whatever you want to
Girl, I'll make a movie star of you
You know that I could
If you let me be your Hollywood


We'll get high and hide
We are lovers to the glamorous
White girl so fine
Going up on the downtown line
We'll get high and hide
We are lovers to the glamorous
White girl so fine
Going up on the downtown line
Take your razor, break down my line
Put your nose to the speaker
Now breathe in


We'll get high and hide
We are lovers to the glamorous
White girl so fine
Going up on the downtown line
We'll get high, and hide
We are lovers to the glamorous
White girl so fine
Going up on the downtown line
- Gym Class Heroes

- a look inside the mind of D -

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