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Distractions

Everyday I find it more and more difficult to focus. I've come to terms with it holding me back in my life, but it most definitely is troublesome. If only there was a quick and easy way for me to guide myself through this wall of crazy outside interference that I've come to know and love. Between the internet, comedians, sports and television my day is pretty full. Throw in family and the semi pointless need for outside social activities. My life is in need of change, but I find myself unable to focus long enough to make the needed changes happen.  Oh well that's the price you pay for utter genius being choked by fear of failure and ravaged by low self esteem. 

Glory glory Hallelujah

Bask in the glory of the almighty love.  The power the grace of his love compels you. Be a better person for it's simply in us all. He sent his son to save you. To rescue us all from ourselves. His love is never ending. It deserves better then keeping his old dusty book upon our shelves. Read his words of wisdom. In each sentence you can feel the touch of the love brought from on high the almighty, this love should be more then enough. So why do we run from it? Why do some look at it an sneer. Why roll your eyes when its presented to you when we know the words are strong. Is it to much a bother to listen when the preacher goes on and on? So you buck away from the system you want to do it your own way. You do your best to stay on the righteous path and ignore the steadfast believers as they tell you how you've strayed. What people fail to realize not everyone's faith is the same. You may feel the love of the almighty but you sense it in your own unique particular way. So I say these words onto you. The righteous and even some of ye damned. The Lord thy God the ALMIGHTY FATHER always awaits for you with wide open hands. Welcoming you into the light of joy and happy. Welcoming you into the eternal bliss. Though the path too him may seem skewed to some the end result doesn't have to be hit and miss. If you want to reach the promised land to spend eternity in glory at your end. The way to the gates is simple accept HIM as your savior with you whole heart not just as a social whim. Believe the word that's been spoken listen to the message that's been preached. When you do this simple gesture blessed glory can be reached. You may not believe what I'm saying. You may not always understand. You may feel I have no right to speak these words to you, maybe you never saw me as a saved and righteous man. Know that I may have my flaws and often this life I walk through while half awake, but my love for my Lord is honest and my faith in him you shall never take.

My work day for the past two weeks

U.S. Universities, by State:

The link above gives a comprehensive list to EVERY university in these united states. I click on each and every school looking to see what degrees they offer to see if any need the services of my company. In doing this i have come to find Majors and Degrees I never knew existed in life. As a college drop out/wash out it's fairly disheartening work. I mean school really wasn't for me once I reached the collegiate level, but that could have partly been do to what my major was. I was 18 and desperate to make my mark in the world of Literature. So like any starry eyed 18 I dreamed bigger then sensible. I decided to become a CREATIVE WRITING MAJOR (all in all the most pointless degree offered in any major university at the time). After 2 semesters I knew I was doomed. How was I expected to focus on schooling when my future degree would achieve me nothing more then turning around and being a Professor of  creative Writing. I mean, I had been WRITING CREATIVELY since Jr High. What exactly was I expecting college courses to do for me?
Well going state by state degree plan by degree plan I have come to find other degrees I possibly could have sunk my 18 year old teeth into. I have come to find the newest seemingly easiest and most offered degree in the land currently is a BA in Sports Management. Yes, at the rate these colleges are going we will have FAR more Sports Agents then athletes. What all these new agents fail to realize is the degree they have is no more useful then any basic business degree  they could have gotten from any other school in the nation. It's just the idea of being part of the billion dollar sports industry that brings so many kids to the table. Now at least the Sports Management individuals can say their degree has some sort of point. My new personal favorite is a combo degree that has been popping up every now and again during my search. I'm speaking of the individuals who major in RHETORIC and splice it together with a minor in FOLKLORE. Yes, now that is a combo I could have really invested my time in. Rhetoric plain and simply is the art of bullshitting. You spend your time writing and/or reading papers, articles, all sorts of literature and make it seem more important then it is if produced by you and rip it apart when produced by others. It's the American way afterall. Now take your useless rhetoric degree and add a side of folklore which is basically the art of story telling and you have yourself a humdinger of a BA. If only the younger me had found this offering I'd be sitting here falling asleep doing the same thing I'm doing now, but with a degree in BULLSHIT to make myself feel much smarter then I really ever was. Oh well, you live you learn

Best way to deal with sadness.... HUMOR

  Think about it people, we ALL feel pain. We are human it's just how it is. Of course pain travels deeper then just our species. All intelligent life feels loss, knows scorn, and can express pain. PAIN is universal. What makes we humans truly unique are the ways we find to deal with this widespread emotions. As far as pain and sadness go my favorite cure all is most definitely HUMOR. Laughter can definitely heal the soul, the problem is the healing doesn't happen in the time we impatient creatures want. With a bit more patience and a lot more laughter most difficult spots in life could be a bit breezier for us all. Wise men once said LIFE'S A PIECE of SHIT when you look at it. Truer words have never been spoken. Life is shit; and shit OFTEN happens. Yes, that being said LIFE is happening all around us. Why focus on the bad, with so many opportunities to experience the world GOOD and BAD swirls around us at all time? So if you take every opportunity to laugh it seriously restricts the moments you have left to cry. You see the trick isn't to try and force sadness out of your life. Without PAIN you can never truly understand true joy. 

  Pain never equals love, no matter what the freaks may say. Pain is truly the absence of happiness or is Happiness the absence of pain? Well either way they go hand in hand and LOVE is nowhere to be found in there not even the middle. Of course I've lost all sense of where I was going with this....LIKE ALWAYS but the gist of the story is.... SMILE through the pain. Sorrow is temporary, Laughter helps, humor heals, and friends are a guiding light through the sorrowful fog. So when feeling down and truely low do your best to find a laugh in the misery. So your woman left you and took the dog, well that's ok fucking thing only had a month to live anyway. You can't get a date with the guy you've always wanted?  Fuck it you hear he has a little dick anyway. Car won't start and you are on your last legs with you job? No biggie, you hate everyone there anyway; and besides you are tired of pissing in the boss' coffee cup anyway. 

Reasons to kill

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