Thursday, January 26, 2012
U gotta change
Time has past you bye, why is it like this you choose to stay?
Your loved ones told you the truth, couldn't you hear it through their tears?
They weren't trying to control you my friend, they simply spoke out of fear.
They fear the direction you were going and the path you chose to take.
They feared those you surrounded yourself with, they all knew those characters were fakes.
Your best interest they had in mind when they pulled out that gun.
Those who don't care just run and hide, but your family are the feeling ones
They feel the pain of the zombie bite and the disease coursing to your brain.
For this epidemic there is no cure and that bullet is the only way.
Don't bite at them Don't fight and most of all don't scream.
The cries from your undead mouth is horrific and will already haunt your families dreams.
So don't question your wife taking aim and why your brother loads that gun. Don't ask about your mothers tears while she be holds the sight of her zombified son. Yes the apocalypse is here the one so many have feared, and you dear friend are an early victim I warned you of the look on that dog who bit you on the rear. So now my brother you are going down I'll put you down myself my son. We must end this humanely and quickly my friend thank God we all are packing big guns!
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Game On
Tomorrow is the day the bay has been waiting for. San Francisco back in the conference championship. It'd been a long time since those days. No steve young No jeff garcia, now is Alex Smith's time. The question that will be answered is will this niner defense outlast Eli & his hot offense. Coughlin's boys chose the right time to get hot & by hot I mean ON FIRE. so this could be THE game of the weekend, so the only question is where will you be watching it.
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Lets talk about sex
Then again we don't have to & just say we did, that's what works for most boys ages 11 & above.
Sex through the ages has been such a sensitive subject, which is odd as it's a most necessary part of life. I guess the issue is with every passing generation the talk becomes more & more free. Also the previous generation feels this free talk lacks substance. No matter how hip & trendy you strive to be the sex talk of the young will rub your older sensitivities the wrong way.
Not saying the older one gets the less sex will matter. It's just simply that with age the talk gets well old & the experienced would choose to just do. Don't need to hype up the marathon sessions or brag of the morning role play. Whips & Chains (or Viagra & Lube depending on the advancing of age) speak for themselves much more then tweets & status updates.
I guess the idea of subtly has become a lost art form & I for one miss the beauty of a double entendre.
Saturday, January 14, 2012
Superbowl Anyone
Of course if the Giants pull the upset tomorrow I'm sure the 49ers will stomp them on the way to the big game. Now as far as winning it all that's the tricky part.
Yes, the NFC was far better the AFC this year but let's not forget about the awesomeness that is Tom Brady. He's been there done that and proved himself repeatedly. After tomorrow I'll make my final picks as the Houston vs Ravens game is a bit of toss up. Both I feel are great but only the Ravens could unseat Tom and his Patriot army.
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Internet as a weapon
Monday, January 2, 2012
Wake up smiling...1 more month
A month and a few days til I get another year into thirty. Still cool with thirties think I won't lose it until forty is upon me. Those days are a ways off at this point though. So until then I will wake up smiling and sleep with a grin.