Sunday, November 27, 2011

WWJE part 1

Things are hectic these days. People the world over have flocked to this little diner in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania for the answer to the universal religious question WHAT WOULD JESUS EAT (WWJE..llo).
The second coming was nothing like the scriptures foretold, in fact it wouldn't have happened at all if this new wave a celebrity chefs and cheftestants using his name in vein. No not the Goddamns or the Jesus Christs when being cut (either physically or ejected from competition). In fact HE could care less about our so called curses, he finds them funny really. No, the issue he had was everyone praising this or that about their food their cuisine their pallets. You've seen the shirts "So good even Jesus would bow down" "Recipes only the Lord could've made, until now" "good food blesses the world, Duck what ya heard".
These sayings and slogans these ideals of superiority they rang loud on high and brought on great disgust from all the angels the apostles and the big man himself. These people all had to stop and it was obvious only the holy one can do it.
Jesus would return to put a stop to these acts of insanity by all of food reality society. Yes we all knew reality television would be the destruction of us all and here it is. From the holy beyond the Lord made his epic return and brought with him the truest contest the world has ever seen. For all those so called Holy Cooks the challenge has been made. To save humanity you must impress the Holy one and if we fail the end shall come. So ladies and gentleman let the games begin, brought to you by the one and only church with your host Ryan Seacrest (well Kirk Cameron was invited but frankly Jesus found him abrasive).

Monday, November 21, 2011

How it goes

Life is taking me away from my passions as reality is setting in that passions are moving into the distant past and dreams are becoming blurry memories.
Still I shall dream on because I am a glutton for punishment.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Corporation USA

You can't take a step without the country's commercialism being thrust upon you. It's beyond crazy this what the nation has come to. A nation that began by violently taking its freedom now finds itself under control of businesses it brought to life. The money making machine makes the laws and legislation that feeds it's growth and has reached the point there is nothing the "little guy" can say or do to right the ship.
But still we try...
We must never give in or else what limited freedoms we have left. You know before they take the remainder for the greater good of the almighty dollar. So fight damn you fight, stand up and make yourself heard. We deserve the same opportunity for growth the so called "people's government" have given the corporations and their leaders for generations. It's time for "For the people By the people" to mean something again.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

The open world of thee

Save the date
Remember the time
These words will resonate through time. All history may seem like a mystery, but only because you refused to recognize the rhythm you know life's ebbs flows all set to a rhyme.
The ups the downs they call out for meaning though no one understands why they need meaning. Why can't we let things be, somethings should remain unexplained, let rhyme and reason give way to time and apathy.
What does this all mean? Nothing and that's the point simply typing to stretch my fingers. So sorry you bothered to read these silly words that I wrote.