Showing posts with label Terribly sorry was that your foot?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Terribly sorry was that your foot?. Show all posts

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Best way to deal with sadness.... HUMOR

  Think about it people, we ALL feel pain. We are human it's just how it is. Of course pain travels deeper then just our species. All intelligent life feels loss, knows scorn, and can express pain. PAIN is universal. What makes we humans truly unique are the ways we find to deal with this widespread emotions. As far as pain and sadness go my favorite cure all is most definitely HUMOR. Laughter can definitely heal the soul, the problem is the healing doesn't happen in the time we impatient creatures want. With a bit more patience and a lot more laughter most difficult spots in life could be a bit breezier for us all. Wise men once said LIFE'S A PIECE of SHIT when you look at it. Truer words have never been spoken. Life is shit; and shit OFTEN happens. Yes, that being said LIFE is happening all around us. Why focus on the bad, with so many opportunities to experience the world GOOD and BAD swirls around us at all time? So if you take every opportunity to laugh it seriously restricts the moments you have left to cry. You see the trick isn't to try and force sadness out of your life. Without PAIN you can never truly understand true joy. 
  Pain never equals love, no matter what the freaks may say. Pain is truly the absence of happiness or is Happiness the absence of pain? Well either way they go hand in hand and LOVE is nowhere to be found in there not even the middle. Of course I've lost all sense of where I was going with this....LIKE ALWAYS but the gist of the story is.... SMILE through the pain. Sorrow is temporary, Laughter helps, humor heals, and friends are a guiding light through the sorrowful fog. So when feeling down and truely low do your best to find a laugh in the misery. So your woman left you and took the dog, well that's ok fucking thing only had a month to live anyway. You can't get a date with the guy you've always wanted?  Fuck it you hear he has a little dick anyway. Car won't start and you are on your last legs with you job? No biggie, you hate everyone there anyway; and besides you are tired of pissing in the boss' coffee cup anyway. 

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Don't fake the funk


Just say what you mean.

Well, I'm waiting. Tell me what you told that chick last night. You remember asshole, the young thing with the tiny waist long hair & perky breasts. You told her you didn't know who I was. Yeah like you never saw me before in your life. I don't care I was on a table singing a drunken version of  "Jesse's girl".. You still don't abandon your wife!

Yes, I'm pretty nervous. I mean I've never done this before. Well no not the seedy hotel, I mean they have my picture behind the desk. Speaking of that; one wild night & you get labeled for life. But anyway, this is my first blind date. I'm very happy it's ending up here. This was an amazing date. Who knew dinner & a movie would end with a trip to motel 6, damn right they left a light on for me. Why you laughing girl. Oh the wine got you feeling good? Yeah go head pour another glass cuz I'm bout to get that OOOW piece of candy.

The world is full of wonder & delight

Time waits for no one and with that I say to you goodnight

a look inside the mind of D