Post Christmas Update

Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas; actually its AFTER Christmas so its beginning to look a lot like NEW YEARS. Christmas has come and gone and I must say it was the best holiday in my 28 years of life.  Everyone came away from the tree Happy and satisfied with gifts both received and given. 
I am happy to report I received not only the wedding ban I had been waiting on but also an AMAZON gift card, some much needed/wanted books, and a WICKED COOL Shirt... I had a great Christmas and an amazing 1 year anniversary. Life is good right now and I've got to say this has been the best closing to the year I could have possibly envisioned. 

Top 10 Worst Car Names- Yahoo! Autos Article Page

Normally I wouldn't share such an pointless subject as this but I found myself laughing out loud at this writers views on the automobile industry.

Top 10 Worst Car Names- Yahoo! Autos Article Page

The Google Plan

Loving the end of this year.  The wife and I are both working and for once we are looking to have a killer Christmas and of course it'll also be our 1 year wedding anniversary and I know for certain I'm looking forward to it. I have no clue on earth what she's getting me, and I know for certain she hasn't the foggiest idea of what I've purchased for her. That's the way we like it and for the first time I think the secrets may be kept til Christmas. This being said I had to put my GOOGLE life plan on the back burner, well somewhat. I have all the latest and greatest google doings (wave, blogger, gmail, offline gmail, etc.) all I'm missing is an Android phone. Well my beloved Sprint network now has a couple Android phones available for me. So after all the Holiday hoopla dies down I'll be using my fun Xmas check to purchase myself  a brand new shiny HTC Hero so I can complete my GOOGLE life circle.

A little story

we find our hero deep in thought, thinking of today tomorrow yesterday and back around again. All this thinking yet no clear thoughts just a jumbled mass of imagination spewing forth. He doesn't know where he's going nor does he remeber where he went. These clouded thoughts have lead to such clouded judgement he's surprised to find anybody by his side, but there she stands. She's strong she intelligent and frankly she like I have no idea why she's still with him. Each blow against their relationship somehow strengthens her love. Each mistake and every misstep only solidifies her feelings. She's a keeper to say the least its a damn shame that he's a creep. Life is pain as the saying goes and maybe pain is all she knows?

Training over and I'm #1

There is nothing cooler then being told you are the best at something and though it means jackshit its still awesome knowing after all the results were tallied I was the #1 training student by far. The problem is it doesn't reflect on the phone. Yes it is true I may ace the tests but once someone calls all that information goes flying out the window. Hopefully that will change for me soon enough or else this will be one short lived job opportunity. All I can do is soldier on with the knowledge I was number 1 in the class and a joy to be around. I guess its true class reflects life. I definitely strive to be the best me I can be and I'm glad to know it shows

It begins again

Starting tomorrow I return to the life of the cubicle dweller. Its a savage land full of surprises and challenges. Only thing keeping me grounded in this whole situation is knowing that two weeks worth of training keeps me from diving directly into the life I once knew. Actually I'm sure I'm going to be incredibly happy with this job. I don't have to dress up its a completely casual environment; I'm going to have pretty steady hours, unlike my previous call center this one closes at 6pm so no late nights ever. I'm very excited to get my first paycheck, there are so many things I want and/or need and I'm happy to have the opportunity to earn these things. 
With all that said come Monday I'm sad to say my internet time looks to be cut drastically, that is unless of course this call center is SLOW and completely FREE no blocked websites (fingers crossed). I am still determined to write though I have so much on my mind it would be a shame and a loss if all these thoughts didn't make it to the internet and into your eyes. So I promise I'll never stop writing never stop thinking and forever continue this life of creativity while lacking productivity.

Pain

Life is full of trials and tribulations. Everyone deals with life in their own special way. Some drink, some get high, a few sleep with countless strangers on any given night while others follow those who are sleeping with countless strangers on any given night in hopes that on one special night they to can become one of the countless strangers. Since I'm married I gave up most of those former ways to deal and have taken up writing through my ups and downs of life. Happy times call for stories of joy and humor while the truly shitty days may bring about tales of sadness and death, though usualy with a humorous twist. In the end I find writing theraputic and I hope you the reader find it entertaining. All I know for sure is I will not be stopped no matter what life throws at me I shall continue to express myself in the form of the written, more like typed, word. I shall type...text....and on rare occasion hand written though I would hold my breath for that one. So in closin
g thanks to all who read me and to those that don't well they can suck the world's fattest donkey dong... Yeah I said it what they gonna do about the illiterate bastards can't take 5 minutes out of their precious lives to help a struggling wordsmith by reading his blog... They can sit and spin for all I'm concerned.... And to all my newest readers those previous remarks weren't about you at all just everyone else you know.

Halloween

I have thoroughly enjoyed this day frankly it's my favorite holiday that isn't gift related. Dressing up in scary and/or funny costumes, running amok in the streets, poisoning children with candy and other assorted sugary goods; this truly is a blessed day. And by blessed I mean highly evil and/or blasphemous, but that's what makes it so special. Even though all I do is get dressed up to hand out candy I still find it an amazingly entertaining holiday. My favorite are the elaborate costumes and the little kids who truly get into the spirit. For awhile today I thought we would be deprived trick or treaters, but after a long lull we were flooded with trick or treaters, Pez dispensers & full size candy bars made us a very popular destination. My wife and I had a blast and we look forward to being able to do it next year while in a home of our own in Southern California.... I say we have a crazy Halloween party and invite everyone we know. I'm not sure we'll have the space for that, but who knows what the future holds.

Halloween

Plain and simply the most fun holiday that doesn't involve receiving presents. I have no big plans but I have promised to dress up... and NO nothing too embarrassing! Sorry people no pictures of me in a dress as my wife seems to want to happen. (she wants to dress as a pimp and have me be her bottom bitch...HELL NO) That idea aside with T-Minus 2 days and counting I still have to come up with some idea. As of now the front runner would be me getting a yellow t shirt Blue pants pick out my hair grow out my mustache (yes it grows fast so 2 days of not shaving and BOOM mustache man) and using my high voice and magically I will be transformed into CLEVELAND BROWN. Simple idea but Cleveland was the weakest of all the Family Guy characters though I know i can easily pull the look off. I really don't know what I should do. Maybe i'll just wimp out and buy a mask or put a bunch of crazy paint on my face. So if anyone has any advice I'm glad to hear it. What should I do keep in mind I have 2 days and a very little budget.

Where to Now?

So many years spent on the road no real destination in mind just traveling through towns cities communities and assorted lives. I call no place "Home". I call everyone "Friend". I lead the life of a gypsy, but after 20+ years I must stop and ask myself where to now? Never before have I known what life had in store for me, yet now I find myself wanting to have a plan. In my past I was never truly aware how long my stay in any location would last, but now I find myself wanting to take root in one place though where that place is I have no clue. Be it age or exhaustion I find myself trying to cling to a vine with which to tie my life into place, but there are no vines for me there is no place I shall ever call Home. No mine is a life made to wander. Now don't you dare go pitting me for I have seen things most will never see. I have experienced things most will never experience. The world has been my playground and I have thoroughly enjoyed running her streets, swimming in her waterways, and embracing the many souls who inhabit her. All these things being blessing and yet I crave something more. Something permanent. Something.... fulfilling. Maybe I should pick a location at random and attempt to set my life up there, but I fear doing that...it would really suck to pick the absolutely wrong location from the draw of a hat. So what to do? Where to go? I know I'll just drink and when I sober up wheresoever I am that's where I shall permanently stay. Just hope I don't wake up on a ship... again; the sea and I just don't get along. My time on the SS Rust Bucket were the longest 3 years of my life. Just me and a ship full of sea men.... after that I knew how Kim Kardashian's belly must have felt any given weekend of her late teens. But I digress that's a story for another day and it gets me off my point. Wait what was my point......SHIT...... I knew i started drinking to early.