Thursday, January 26, 2012

U gotta change

Time has come and gone yet you remain the same.
Time has past you bye, why is it like this you choose to stay?
Your loved ones told you the truth, couldn't you hear it through their tears?
They weren't trying to control you my friend, they simply spoke out of fear.
They fear the direction you were going and the path you chose to take.
They feared those you surrounded yourself with, they all knew those characters were fakes.
Your best interest they had in mind when they pulled out that gun.
Those who don't care just run and hide, but your family are the feeling ones
They feel the pain of the zombie bite and the disease coursing to your brain.
For this epidemic there is no cure and that bullet is the only way.
Don't bite at them Don't fight and most of all don't scream.
The cries from your undead mouth is horrific and will already haunt your families dreams.
So don't question your wife taking aim and why your brother loads that gun. Don't ask about your mothers tears while she be holds the sight of her zombified son. Yes the apocalypse is here the one so many have feared, and you dear friend are an early victim I warned you of the look on that dog who bit you on the rear. So now my brother you are going down I'll put you down myself my son. We must end this humanely and quickly my friend thank God we all are packing big guns!

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Game On

Tomorrow is the day the bay has been waiting for. San Francisco back in the conference championship. It'd been a long time since those days. No steve young No jeff garcia, now is Alex Smith's time.  The question that will be answered is will this  niner defense outlast Eli & his hot offense. Coughlin's boys chose the right time to get hot & by  hot I mean ON FIRE. so this could be THE game of the weekend, so the only question is where  will you be watching it.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Lets talk about sex

Then again we don't have to & just say we did, that's what works for most boys ages 11 & above.
Sex through the ages has been such a sensitive subject, which is odd as it's a most necessary part of life. I guess the issue is with every passing generation the talk becomes more & more free. Also the previous generation feels this free talk lacks substance. No matter how hip & trendy you strive to be the sex talk of the young will rub your older sensitivities the wrong way.
Not saying the older one gets the less sex will matter. It's just simply that with age the talk gets well old & the experienced would choose to just do. Don't need to hype up the marathon sessions or brag of the morning role play. Whips & Chains (or Viagra & Lube depending on the advancing of age) speak for themselves much more then tweets & status updates.
I guess the idea of subtly has become a lost art form & I for one miss the beauty of a double entendre.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Superbowl Anyone

Ok this was a truly great game but let's not get ahead of ourselves. The packers aren't going to roll over and just let the 9ers return to glory.
Of course if the Giants pull the upset tomorrow I'm sure the 49ers will stomp them on the way to the big game. Now as far as winning it all that's the tricky part.
Yes, the NFC was far better the AFC this year but let's not forget about the awesomeness that is Tom Brady. He's been there done that and proved himself repeatedly. After tomorrow I'll make my final picks as the Houston vs Ravens game is a bit of toss up. Both I feel are great but only the Ravens could unseat Tom and his Patriot army.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Internet as a weapon

The net is a dangerous place. The WorldWideWeb allows us to be our core selves and trust me that's not a good thing. The sweet girl next door is a mind raping hell slut behind closed doors when given the ultimate in web based freedom. That sweet church going boy from childhood has awaken his inner bitch slapping hell unleashing pimp when a private gateway to the world is left open. Doubt me all you want but I know far too well what the net can allow people to become. Parental locks do nothing more then slow the inevitable. The only way for it to change is if the idea of PRIVACY is permanently taken away. Of course Internet and privacy truly doesn't exist. If you put it online someone will see. More people then you'd think the problem is no one truly understands to what extent their privacy is a falsehood. We have all been exposed from the moment we first logged on. Yeah sure you may only check emails and never click a single ad, but what about your bestfriend you know the closet porn junkie. His exposure is YOUR exposure. It's a shame really. What started as the ultimate tool that was to unite the world has in turn endangered us all. We all seem to fear nukes and the threat of terrorism. Never recognizing the likely hood of our end being met by such means is so unlikely we might as all go play the lotto. So why stress the BIG stuff when it's the little things that have already guaranteed our early demise? I don't know but I do know 1 thing. You've read this blog log enough for me to access via your IP your Hard drive and your files including your browser history and frankly you should be ashamed of yourself

Monday, January 2, 2012

Wake up smiling...1 more month

Feel free to ask yourself the important questions in life like who was the first to combine chocolate and peanut butter or why can a whining cat match the sound of a crying baby but a yelping dog sounds like a tortured soul. Are dogs demons and cats some form of cherub angel. Lord I hope not cuz I've been known to kick a cherub then haha. Anyway those are just some of the things my mind comes up with when it gets time to reflect. That being said I think I'll watch some mind numbing television.
A month and a few days til I get another year into thirty. Still cool with thirties think I won't lose it until forty is upon me. Those days are a ways off at this point though. So until then I will wake up smiling and sleep with a grin.