100% ME

My Life is so Random I just had to go in front of the camera to document my addiction please enjoy this is me being truly me..... do i really sound like that? What's with my ultra neurotic mannerisms?

Oscar Sunday freaky Sunday

Well It’s that time of the year. We sit back and watch our favorite thespians garner the accolades they deserve… yes that’s right i went to College for a little bit bitches back up off me…. I love watching the long drug out show simply referred to as OSCARS…. This will be a pretty cool Academy Awards Show in my opinion. I must admit I’m honestly frightened of what gibberish we will be forced to endure if Mickey Rourke comes away with a victory.  I am still puzzled as to how it comes to pass that Slumdog Millionaire (simply put the biggest movie of the year by FAR) has no nominations for acting.

Well it’s about T-minus 4 hours and counting until the show. Time to get the snacks ready possibly something fancy like prosciutto and brie with a glass of white wine (who am I kidding. Cheetos and Boones Farm is much more likely) All I can say is hope everyone out there in internet land gets a chance to enjoy the show like I hope i will.

Almost the Weekend

So crazy how fast this week has been going by. I swear I look up and next thing you know It's almost the freakin weekend. I honestly can't believe it's Thursday afternoon already. It's utterly crazy how an entire week has almost gone by and I feel as if I have yet to accomplish anything. Job apps are floating out in the ether, but as for now that's all they are doing is floating.
Well something positive has come out of this week. I've been watching enough news to actually know what's going on in this world. My only thoughts about anything though are about my tax return I mean now that California has a budget does that mean the state will be able to pay me the money it owes or should I still be expecting one of those damn IOUs to show up in the mail? I am really not sure when it comes to that. Life is going good for my wife. She has a couple things going for her. A job that is promising her a decent future with a good wage and well ME. I mean you can't do much better then ME...hahaha Sorry it may sound cocky, but I can't help that I'm a huge heaping Hunk of burning love Man Meat.
OK that's my silly quation for the day. So now I'm off. Oh and I am sooo loving this lovely laptop of mine. Wow as i watch the news I come to realize more and more its quickly sucking being a california citizen. Damn maybe I should have kept my Nevada Residency active. Damn me and not seeing into this blique dismal future.

Life is on the Come Up

Yes that’s right people ever since my 28th birthday things are starting to look up for me. Have spent a TON of quality time with my beloved wife. Have a working truck, which is something i haven’t truly been able to say in years. And now we have a very nice Laptop something I’ve always wanted and never have been able to get. Watch out world now I’ve gone complete tech head. Have a killer laptop, a nice smart phone which I will upgrade this summer when the Palm Pre comes out, and all this has made me a very happy internet geek. Yes life is pretty cool now if only i could find a great job to help me afford all this loveliness. Hate the economy we have been thrust into. There is like a 13% unemployment rate in this “Most Miserable” city that I stay in. So everyone and there mom are applying to the same jobs I find myself going for. It’s just plain hectic.  Sad to say if I were back in Vegas I’m pretty sure we’d actually be doing pretty well right now, but if we were in Vegas we’d probably never have gotten to this point. So in life’s many ups and downs I suppose I’ve pretty much broken even.

What a day for disappointments

The past 48 hours has come with some very interesting revelations. Chris Brown has the nerve to beat a woman, Rhianna isn't as gangsta as her being from Barbados would have you believe. Them chicks is suppose to be packing whips and chains and voodoo shit. Shit he's lucky her ass isn't straight from Haiti or the bayou or some shit. I mean who goes around biting women, well I guess he can always kick it with Marv Albert (you really think we forgot Marv?)
And in other news A Rod got caught up in baseball's never ending struggle with steroids. It's a shame really so young so talented so overpaid, and now an *(yes those commercials are getting to me I suppose). My favorite thing is even though the fool has openly admitted to cheating for multiple years including an all star MVP season there is nothing baseball can do about it. No steroid policy until 2004 (further proof how out of touch baseball can be. I mean like steroids were created in 2000 and were completely unheard of before then. Are you kidding me). So now one of the biggest and highest paid stars shall forever be labeled a cheater. How does "America's past time" recover for some crap like this.

Rolling Strikes Bitches

For the first time in many many years I found myself bowling. To cap off a great pre superbowl weekend, Nicole and I headed over to Manteca to the only decent bowling alley in our area. It was great fun and a wonderful time....even though my arm hurt like a bitch afterwards. I tell ya something three quick games can sure wear you out when you haven't bowled in ages. Needless to say I was the victor. I accredit it to my wearing a bowling shirt because it had nothing to do with any form of skills on my part. The question is what shall I do to top it this Pre Birthday weekend.